godth:

I’m very okay with being single forever. People come and go and I’ll enjoy them while they’re here and miss them when they are gone. Such is life.

(via ibadbitch)

distraction:

imhellaswag:

a very inspirational message

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u go girl u do u

(via phobias)

jeanmarcoing:

besbaaaw-gurl:

I don’t even care who the fuck you are you NEED to watch this commercial I swear to god you will not regret it I am laughing so hard I literally think I’m going to cough up a lung

i’m uncomfortable

(via honeynuttfeelios)

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night-catches-us:

kb-saransar:

"According to the FBI, there have been 129 confirmed white Christian terrorists in the last 20 years. That includes Timothy McVae, the uni-bomber, the Atlanta Olympics bomber and dozens of family planning centers and abortion clinics. Muslims? 19. Which would make white people the most likely demographic to commit a terrorist attack. So watch your mouth before you call me a terrorist or I’ll knock your fucking teeth out.

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(via hotboyproblems)

ccoasters:

ccoasters:

ccoasters:

ccoasters:

when i was 12 i made a deal with my dad that if i didn’t date until i was 16 he’d owe me $100 AND I FUCKING REMEMBERED THE OTHER DAY AND MY DAD SAID IT WAS "RIDICULOUS ENOUGH TO BE TRUE" HE’S ACTUALLY GONNA GIVE ME $100

so my dad come home today and was like “katie i did it i got your money” 

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ones 

he gave me 100 one dollar bills 

wait 

my dad gave me 100 one dollar bills 

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i can pretend to be a super star 

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i am a queen 

imagei made it rain on my mom

(via batmaninneontights)

mommy-queerest:

ashprincessmidna:

flinch-nerds:

This tweet is so important to me

This hit me hard because it’s what I live by.

This so fucking much
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highkeygay:

wake up open the curtains

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take a shower then dry my hair

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come down stairs ready for breakfast

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greet the mailman

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(via theboystheyloveme)

phlynn:

remember when people choked on cinnamon to entertain the internet

(via theycallmebitch)

barfpop:

before discovering lana del rey

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after discovering lana del rey

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(via shouldnt)

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gabite:

those cashiers that let you buy things when you’re missing a few cents deserve to live forever

(via theycallmebitch)

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middlechildswag:

Kanye West attempting to seduce Kanye West.
22nd Jul 201402:20192,270 notes
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